Hey, Mister!

NO Dummies Allowed

Women, i cannot stress this enough: Get smarter!

We live in an age of information where almost everybody can access the Internet from their phone.  Even if it weren't that easy for everyone, most people have computers in their homes, or friends and relatives homes.  And if that's not available, libraries are everywhere and not only do they have computer, but they have books!  And if that's too hard to get to, you will undoubtedly be able to get your hands on a newspaper or dictionary, encyclopedia, thesaurus, anything with input, information and facts!  Doctors, scientists, teachers, librarians can help and answer questions, too.  Never be afraid to ask and question any and everything that's on your mind.

If you are interested in something, anything, I don't care what it is, look it up.  Read more, learn about it, ask questions, and love research. Animals, fashion, beans, pregnancy, germs, math, butts, lipstick; it's all out there!

Being stupid isn't cute, and it's dangerous.  If you have a question about something, it's so easy to find an informed answer.  Don't take everything for face value, dig in and find out all answers and options for yourself.  There is no excuse for ignorance anymore.

Females, it will only help us to constantly be bettering ourselves.  Get out there and question everything and never stop learning.  Know it all!

I'm far from perfect, I'm far from being the best I can be, but I'm trying.  I will learn and ask my questions til I die.

and then....

today i found myself wondering what the people i know, and people i have known think of me.  not like, if they think i'm cool or smart, or funny.  more like if i have ever helped them with a problem or situation or decision they had.  if i have ever said something that they had listened to.

one thing i know about people is that they prefer not to listen, but to talk.  if i begin to talk about my day, or my life,  or my thoughts, i can feel the company i'm with shut down.  they light up at their turn to go on about themselves, (not an insult, just something i have observed) and listen when their situation is commented upon.

so with this i have learned to say little about myself, and ask about my company often, allowing them to focus on their life.  i listen carefully, and try to thoughtfully answer.

i wonder if they hear me.  i wonder if they ever think of me and the comments i have made about what they tell me.

for some reason it would make me happy if i had any sort of impact on someone, more than if they even knew who i was.

Wedding!

Home is whenever I'm with you.

I.  Am.  Getting.......MARRIED!  omgomgomg i can't breathe!  there is so much to say, but i'm in such a spazz that it will have to wait...i gotta go be busy smiling!

i love him.

People Never Notice Anything.

When i got home from work this morning I went to make my scheduled potty, and for some reason i cannot think of now i was thinking about the Catcher In The Rye and all the old timey words that Holden Caulfield used.  Lousy, phony, crummy.  Crummy.  I kept thinking of the work crummy over and over and lost it.  I can't believe i didn't wake the boy up from how hard i was laughing.  I don't know why.  it's a stupid word.  but now i just love it.  Crummy.
Crummy tummy.  Silly crummy.  Crummy puppy.
Yesterday was really crummy with a lot of disappointment.  i hope today is better.  Hopes aren't high.

i like that this pic popped up when i did an image search for Crummy.  they're cute, but yeah, totally crummy.
Plastic dump truck infant is fun.

She's done with Sergio

To the tune of Jane's Addiction "Jane Says":

Bop Says

Bop says

I'm done with Pedigree

It gives me tummy aches

She hides

Her metal food dish

Says I don't want that kibble

But when mom feeds me again

Tell her I want some Beggin' Strips

or just

a Milkbone if she has one

Just some Milkbones if she has some

Bop says

Can you take my collar off?

I feel naked without it

She knows

it's time to take a walk

But that's ok man

Gotta go potty anyway

Bop says

I'm going to the park

When I get my poop bags saved

I'm gonna start tomorrow

I'll have to poop tomorrow

Gonna poop tomorrow

She gets mad

And she starts to bark

She wants to go

To the dogpark!

She don't mean no harm

She's just a dog

She can't drive a car

Bop gets

Fed at night at 8

She spins around in circles

She waits

And gets her dinner then

She licks the crumbs

Up off the floor

Bop says

I've always been in love 

I know just what it is

It's anyone who'll pet her

I wonder if they have treats

I want them if they have treats

She gets mad

And she starts to bark

She wants to go

To the dogpark!

She don't mean no harm

She's just a dog

She can't drive a car

Bop says

Bop says

That's what happens in my spare time.  My pets have starred in many hits.