Saturday, March 17, 2012

She's done with Sergio

To the tune of Jane's Addiction "Jane Says":

Bop Says





Bop says
I'm done with Pedigree
It gives me tummy aches
She hides
Her metal food dish
Says I don't want that kibble
But when mom feeds me again
Tell her I want some Beggin' Strips
or just
a Milkbone if she has one
Just some Milkbones if she has some

Bop says
Can you take my collar off?
I feel naked without it
She knows
it's time to take a walk
But that's ok man
Gotta go potty anyway
Bop says
I'm going to the park
When I get my poop bags saved
I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'll have to poop tomorrow
Gonna poop tomorrow

She gets mad
And she starts to bark
She wants to go
To the dogpark!
She don't mean no harm
She's just a dog
She can't drive a car

Bop gets
Fed at night at 8
She spins around in circles
She waits
And gets her dinner then
She licks the crumbs
Up off the floor
Bop says
I've always been in love 
I know just what it is
It's anyone who'll pet her
I wonder if they have treats
I want them if they have treats

She gets mad
And she starts to bark
She wants to go
To the dogpark!
She don't mean no harm
She's just a dog
She can't drive a car

Bop says
Bop says


That's what happens in my spare time.  My pets have starred in many hits.

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